Mark Hoekveen
206 lines
6.6 KiB
Python
206 lines
6.6 KiB
Python
import asyncio
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import discord
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from discord.ext import commands
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from urllib import request
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import json, requests
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from datetime import datetime
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import sys
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import os
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class Shitpost(object):
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"""Schijtpaal commando's. Alleen bruikbaar in de daarvoor toegewezen schijtpaal kanalen."""
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def __init__(self, bot):
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self.bot = bot
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self.voice_states = {}
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def __check(self, ctx): #Todo: Is dit het shitpost kanaal?
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return True
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def mark(self, ctx, boven: str, onder: str):
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"""Maakt een mark meem.
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Bijvoorbeeld:
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!mark \"je moeder\" \"is een hoer\"
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"""
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params = dict(
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template_id = '112898841', #de marku
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username = 'Stroopwafel',
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password = 'ruyter118',
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text0 = boven,
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text1 = onder
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)
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#self.bot.say("deed ik het ding?")
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resp = requests.get(url='https://api.imgflip.com/caption_image', params=params)
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#todo check for success
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photourl = resp.json()['data']['url']
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em = discord.Embed(title='De Mark heeft gesproken.', type='photo')
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em.set_image(url=photourl)
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention, embed=em)
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def eriku(self, ctx, boven: str, onder: str):
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"""Maakt een erik meem.
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Bijvoorbeeld:
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!eriku \"je moeder\" \"is een hoer\"
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"""
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params = dict(
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template_id = '93296473', #de eriku
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username = 'Stroopwafel',
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password = 'ruyter118',
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text0 = boven,
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text1 = onder
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)
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#self.bot.say("deed ik het ding?")
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resp = requests.get(url='https://api.imgflip.com/caption_image', params=params)
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#todo check for success
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photourl = resp.json()['data']['url']
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em = discord.Embed(title='De Eriku heeft gesproken. Prijs hem!', type='photo')
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em.set_image(url=photourl)
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention, embed=em)
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def zout(self, ctx, boven: str, onder: str):
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"""Maakt een martijn-zout meem.
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Bijvoorbeeld:
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!zout \"je moeder\" \"is een hoer\"
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"""
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params = dict(
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template_id = '116231806', #de martijn
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username = 'Stroopwafel',
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password = 'ruyter118',
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text0 = boven,
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text1 = onder
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)
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#self.bot.say("deed ik het ding?")
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resp = requests.get(url='https://api.imgflip.com/caption_image', params=params)
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#todo check for success
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photourl = resp.json()['data']['url']
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em = discord.Embed(title='De Martijn heeft gesproken.', type='photo')
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em.set_image(url=photourl)
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention, embed=em)
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def nihao(self,ctx):
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#yield from self.bot.say("Kankerlauw")
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yield from ctx.channel.send("kankerlauw")
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@commands.command(pass_context=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def tijd(self, ctx, *args):
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"""Vertelt je hoe laat het is..
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Misschien geeft het ook wel een leuke meem terug.
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Wie weet.
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Probeer het eens op verschillende tijdstippen.
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"""
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time=datetime.now().strftime('%H%M')
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for argument in args:
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time = argument
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filepath = ''
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#filejpg = './tijd/' + time + '.jpg'
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#filepng = './tijd/' + time + '.png'
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filejpg = os.path.join('tijd', time) + '.jpg'
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filepng = os.path.join('tijd', time) + '.png'
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if os.path.isfile(filejpg):
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filepath = filejpg
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elif os.path.isfile(filepng):
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filepath = filepng
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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if filepath is not '':
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#file = open(filepath, 'rb')
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#yield from self.bot.upload(file, filename = filepath)
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention + ' Het is nu ' + datetime.now().strftime('%H:%M'), file=discord.File(filepath, 'tijd.png'))
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else:
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention + ' Het is nu ' + datetime.now().strftime('%H:%M'))
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#Used by function weer()
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weatherIconTranslation = {
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"zonnig" : ":sun_with_face:",
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"bliksem" : ":cloud_lightning:",
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"regen" : ":cloud_rain:",
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"buien" : ":umbrella:",
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"hagel" : ":cloud_snow:",
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"mist" : ":white_large_square:",
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"sneeuw" : ":cloud_snow:",
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"bewolkt" : ":white_sun_cloud:",
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"halfbewolkt" : ":partly_sunny:",
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"zwaarbewolkt" : ":cloud:",
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"nachtmist" : ":ghost:",
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"helderenacht" : ":first_quarter_moon_with_face:",
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"wolkennacht" : ":cloud:"
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}
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def weer(self, ctx, location="Leiden"):
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"""Vertelt je het weer.
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Omdat je te lui bent om naar buiten te kijken.
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Oant Moarn!
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"""
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if(location == ""):
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location = "Leiden"
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url = "http://weerlive.nl/api/json-10min.php?locatie=" + location
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response = requests.get(url)
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#Oant Moarn
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if (response.ok):
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wData = json.loads(response.content.decode('utf-8'))
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message = ""
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if (wData["liveweer"][0]["alarm"] == "1"):
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message += "\n\n" + "HOLY SHIT :scream: ER IS EEN WEERALARM!!!1!: "
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message += wData["liveweer"][0]["alarmtxt"] + ". Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! \n\n"
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message += weatherIconTranslation[ wData["liveweer"][0]["image"] ]
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message += " Het is " + wData["liveweer"][0]["temp"] + " graden "
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message += "en het weer is: " + wData["liveweer"][0]["samenv"] + ". "
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message += "De verwachting: " + wData["liveweer"][0]["verw"]
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message += "\n\nMorgen: " + weatherIconTranslation[ wData["liveweer"][0]["d1weer"] ]
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message += " " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d1tmin"] + " tot "
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message += wData["liveweer"][0]["d1tmax"] + " graden. "
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if (wData["liveweer"][0]["d1neerslag"] == "0"):
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message += "Geen neerslag. "
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else:
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message += "Kans op neerslag: " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d1neerslag"] + "%. "
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if (int(wData["liveweer"][0]["d1windk"]) > 5):
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message += "Windkracht " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d1windk"] + ". Blow it."
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message += "\n\nOvermorgen: "+ weatherIconTranslation[ wData["liveweer"][0]["d2weer"] ]
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message += " " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d2tmin"] + " tot "
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message += wData["liveweer"][0]["d2tmax"] + " graden. "
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if (wData["liveweer"][0]["d2neerslag"] == "0"):
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message += "Geen neerslag. "
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else:
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message += "Kans op neerslag: " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d2neerslag"] + "%. "
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if (int(wData["liveweer"][0]["d2windk"]) > 5):
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message += "Windkracht " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d2windk"] + ". "
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message += "\n\nOant Moarn!"
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yield from ctx.channel.send(message)
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else:
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print("API ERROR. :robot:")
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def setup(bot):
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bot.add_cog(Shitpost(bot)) |