482 lines
16 KiB
Python
482 lines
16 KiB
Python
import asyncio
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import discord
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from discord.ext import commands
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from urllib import request
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import requests
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import oauth2 as oauth
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import json, requests
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import math
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from datetime import datetime
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import sys
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import os
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import random
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class Shitpost(object):
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"""Schijtpaal commando's. Alleen bruikbaar in de daarvoor toegewezen schijtpaal kanalen."""
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def __init__(self, bot):
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self.bot = bot
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self.voice_states = {}
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self.hdConImpatientEvents = []
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def __check(self, ctx): #Todo: Is dit het shitpost kanaal?
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return True
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=False)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def ishetalhdcon(self, ctx):
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"""Hoe lang nog tot Hoestende Dranken Con 2018?
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Gebruik: !ishetalhdcon
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"""
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#year, month, day, hour=0, minute=0, second=0, microsecond=0, tzinfo=None, *, fold=0)
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Now = datetime.now()
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HdConDate = datetime(2018, 9, 14, 4, 0, 1) #om 4 uur lig je toch wel al op bed?
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Distance = HdConDate - Now
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Message = Message = "HD Con 2018 is al voorbij. HD Con 2019 zal in 2019 plaatsvinden." #init
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if Distance.days < 0:
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if Now.month == 9:
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if Now.day == 14:
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Message = "HD Con 2018 begint vandaag! OMG!"
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elif Now.day == 15 or Now.day == 16:
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Message = "HD Con 2018 is nu bezig!!"
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elif Now.day == 17:
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Message = "HD Con 2018 is vandaag alweer afgelopen... F"
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention + ' ' + str(Message))
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return
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else:
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NachtjesSlapen = Distance.days + 1
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if NachtjesSlapen == 1:
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Message = "Nog " + str(NachtjesSlapen) + " nachtje slapen..."
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else:
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Message = "Nog " + str(NachtjesSlapen) + " nachtjes slapen..."
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#Hou bij hoe vaak dit wordt gevraagd:
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eventsMinutesAgo = 0;
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eventsMinutesAgoSameAuthor = 0;
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eventsLastDays = 0;
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for evt in self.hdConImpatientEvents:
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eventDistance = Now - evt[1]
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if eventDistance.days < 1 and eventDistance.seconds < 600:
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eventsMinutesAgo += 1
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if evt[0] == ctx.author.id:
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eventsMinutesAgoSameAuthor +=1
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if eventDistance.days < 2:
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eventsLastDays += 1
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if not "DMChannel" in type(ctx.channel).__name__: #ignore personal chats
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self.hdConImpatientEvents.append([ctx.author.id, Now])
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#Als dezelfde persoon het blijft vragen pikken we het niet:
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if eventsMinutesAgoSameAuthor > 3:
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return #fuck it.
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if eventsMinutesAgoSameAuthor > 0:
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if eventsMinutesAgoSameAuthor > 2:
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yield from ctx.channel.send("...")
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return
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yield from ctx.channel.send("Dat vroeg je net ook al, " + ctx.author.mention + "!")
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return
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#Hoe vaker er wordt gevraagd, hoe ongeduldiger de antwoorden:
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if not "DMChannel" in type(ctx.channel).__name__: #ignore personal chats
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impatientFactor = 10 + eventsMinutesAgo*25 + eventsLastDays*10;
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impatientFactor *= random.random()
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if impatientFactor > 100:
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yield from ctx.channel.send("Nee!")
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return
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elif impatientFactor > 15 and eventsMinutesAgo > 0:
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Message = "Dat hebben jullie net gevraagd."
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elif impatientFactor > 9:
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Message = "Nee."
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention + ' ' + str(Message))
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=False)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def viertwintig(self, ctx):
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"""Hoe lang nog tot 420?
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Gebruik: !viertwintig
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"""
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#year, month, day, hour=0, minute=0, second=0, microsecond=0, tzinfo=None, *, fold=0)
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Now = datetime.now()
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Next420 = datetime(Now.year, 4, 20, 16, 20, 00)
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Distance = Next420 - Now
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print("Time till 420: " + str(Distance.days) + ", " + str(Distance.seconds))
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Message = ""
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if Distance.days < 0:
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Message += "420 is al geweest dit jaar. Blaze het volgend jaar nog eens."
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else:
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days = Distance.days #bv 4
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secondsLeft = (Distance.seconds)
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print(secondsLeft)
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hours = math.floor(secondsLeft / 3600)
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print(hours)
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secondsLeft = secondsLeft - hours*3600
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minutes = math.floor(secondsLeft / 60)
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seconds = secondsLeft - minutes * 60
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Message += "Nog " + str(days) + " dagen, " + str(hours) + " uur, " + str(minutes) + " minuten en " + str(seconds) + " seconden tot 420!!"
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention + ' ' + str(Message))
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=False)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def iselderscrolls6aluit(self, ctx):
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"""Hoe lang nog tot Elder Scrolls 6? 11-11-11? 20-20-20?
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Gebruik: !iselderscrolls6aluit
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"""
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Now = datetime.now()
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if Now.month == 4 and Now.day == 1:
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Message = "JA! :hushed: " #1 april, motherfucker.
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else:
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Message = "Nee. :frowning2: Nog even geduld..."
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention + ' ' + str(Message))
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=False)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def giethetaloan(self, ctx):
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"""Giet het al oan?
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Ja of Nee.. kom op nou.
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"""
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#We halen dit op van de twitter account @gietitaloan die vertrouwen wij als de ultieme waarheid
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#hahaha geheime tokens in de code hahahaha TODO
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consumer = oauth.Consumer(key="eUotijxUEcTVpegNCIzEqz0be", secret="Opj95FAhRkpgVpo61PEJcConvYHgAk7TlouETk2NaSh6dvhCLu")
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client = oauth.Client(consumer)
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resp, content = client.request("https://api.twitter.com/1.1/statuses/user_timeline.json?screen_name=gietitaloan&count=1", "GET")
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#TODO kijken of resp iets zinnigs teruggeeft.. of iets doen met een try of catch ofzow
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content_str = content.decode('utf-8') #converteren naar str voor welke stomme reden dan ook
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answer = json.loads(content_str)[0]["text"] #inhoud van de tweet
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answer = answer.lower()
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reactie = ""
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if 'ja' in answer:
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if 'nee' in answer:
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reactie += 'Het is onduidelijk..'
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else:
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reactie += 'Het giet oan!'
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else:
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if 'nee' in answer:
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reactie += 'Nee helaas..'
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention + ' ' + reactie)
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def mark(self, ctx, boven: str, onder: str):
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"""Maakt een mark meem.
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Bijvoorbeeld:
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!mark \"je moeder\" \"is een hoer\"
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"""
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params = dict(
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template_id = '112898841', #de marku
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username = 'Stroopwafel',
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password = 'ruyter118',
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text0 = boven,
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text1 = onder
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)
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#self.bot.say("deed ik het ding?")
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resp = requests.get(url='https://api.imgflip.com/caption_image', params=params)
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#todo check for success
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photourl = resp.json()['data']['url']
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em = discord.Embed(title='De Mark heeft gesproken.', type='photo')
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em.set_image(url=photourl)
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention, embed=em)
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def eriku(self, ctx, boven: str, onder: str):
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"""Maakt een erik meem.
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Bijvoorbeeld:
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!eriku \"je moeder\" \"is een hoer\"
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"""
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params = dict(
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template_id = '93296473', #de eriku
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username = 'Stroopwafel',
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password = 'ruyter118',
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text0 = boven,
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text1 = onder
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)
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#self.bot.say("deed ik het ding?")
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resp = requests.get(url='https://api.imgflip.com/caption_image', params=params)
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#todo check for success
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photourl = resp.json()['data']['url']
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em = discord.Embed(title='De Eriku heeft gesproken. Prijs hem!', type='photo')
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em.set_image(url=photourl)
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention, embed=em)
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def tegeltje(self, ctx, tekst: str, auteur: str=" "):
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"""Maak een mooi tegeltje met volkswijsheid
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Bijvoorbeeld:
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!tegeltje \"Oost west, 420 best\" \"Lourens\"
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"""
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params = {
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'template_id': '121572521', #delfts blauw
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'username': 'Stroopwafel',
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'password': 'ruyter118',
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'text0': 'dummy0',
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'text1': 'dummy1',
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'font': 'arial',
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'max_font_size': 27,
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'boxes[0][text]': tekst,
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'boxes[0][x]': 40,
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'boxes[0][y]': 85,
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'boxes[0][width]': 220,
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'boxes[0][height]': 150,
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'boxes[0][color]': '#0044cc',
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'boxes[0][outline_color]': '#ffffff',
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'boxes[1][text]': auteur,
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'boxes[1][x]': 80,
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'boxes[1][y]': 245,
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'boxes[1][width]': 140,
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'boxes[1][height]': 12,
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'boxes[1][color]': '#0044cc',
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'boxes[1][outline_color]': '#ffffff'
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}
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resp = requests.get(url='https://api.imgflip.com/caption_image', params=params)
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#todo check for success
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photourl = resp.json()['data']['url']
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em = discord.Embed(title='Tegeltjeswijsheid:', type='photo')
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em.set_image(url=photourl)
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention, embed=em)
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@commands.command(pass_context=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def relevantxkcd(self, ctx, query: str):
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"""There is always a relevant XKCD
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Bijvoorbeeld:
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!relevantxkcd python
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"""
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#self.bot.say("deed ik het ding?")
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response = requests.get("https://relevantxkcd.appspot.com/process?action=xkcd&query=" + query)
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splitResponse = response.text.split(" ")
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if (float(splitResponse[0]) == 0.0):
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yield from ctx.channel.send('Ik kan helaas geen XKCD vinden met als onderwerp "' + query + '".')
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return
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photoUrl = "http://www.explainxkcd.com" + splitResponse[3]
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print(photoUrl)
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em = discord.Embed(title='', type='photo')
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em.set_image(url=photoUrl)
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention +
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' een XKCD over "' + query + '"', embed=em)
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def zout(self, ctx, boven: str, onder: str):
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"""Maakt een martijn-zout meem.
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Bijvoorbeeld:
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!zout \"je moeder\" \"is een hoer\"
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"""
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params = dict(
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template_id = '116231806', #de martijn
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username = 'Stroopwafel',
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password = 'ruyter118',
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text0 = boven,
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text1 = onder
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)
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#self.bot.say("deed ik het ding?")
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resp = requests.get(url='https://api.imgflip.com/caption_image', params=params)
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#todo check for success
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photourl = resp.json()['data']['url']
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em = discord.Embed(title='De Martijn heeft gesproken.', type='photo')
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em.set_image(url=photourl)
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention, embed=em)
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@commands.command(pass_context=True, hidden=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def nihao(self,ctx):
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#yield from self.bot.say("Kankerlauw")
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yield from ctx.channel.send("kankerlauw")
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@commands.command(pass_context=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def tijd(self, ctx, *args):
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"""Vertelt je hoe laat het is..
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Misschien geeft het ook wel een leuke meem terug.
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Wie weet.
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Probeer het eens op verschillende tijdstippen.
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"""
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time=datetime.now().strftime('%H%M')
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for argument in args:
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time = argument
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filepath = ''
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#filejpg = './tijd/' + time + '.jpg'
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#filepng = './tijd/' + time + '.png'
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filejpg = os.path.join('tijd', time) + '.jpg'
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filepng = os.path.join('tijd', time) + '.png'
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if os.path.isfile(filejpg):
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filepath = filejpg
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elif os.path.isfile(filepng):
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filepath = filepng
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try:
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yield from ctx.message.delete()
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except:
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print("No permission to delete message")
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if filepath is not '':
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#file = open(filepath, 'rb')
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#yield from self.bot.upload(file, filename = filepath)
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention + ' Het is nu ' + datetime.now().strftime('%H:%M'), file=discord.File(filepath, 'tijd.png'))
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else:
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yield from ctx.channel.send(ctx.author.mention + ' Het is nu ' + datetime.now().strftime('%H:%M'))
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#Used by function weer()
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@commands.command(pass_context=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def weer(self, ctx, location="Leiden"):
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"""Vertelt je het weer.
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Omdat je te lui bent om naar buiten te kijken.
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Oant Moarn!
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"""
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weatherIconTranslation = {
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"zonnig" : ":sun_with_face:",
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"bliksem" : ":cloud_lightning:",
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"regen" : ":cloud_rain:",
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"buien" : ":umbrella:",
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"hagel" : ":cloud_snow:",
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"mist" : ":white_large_square:",
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"sneeuw" : ":cloud_snow:",
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"bewolkt" : ":white_sun_cloud:",
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"halfbewolkt" : ":partly_sunny:",
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"zwaarbewolkt" : ":cloud:",
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"nachtmist" : ":ghost:",
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"helderenacht" : ":first_quarter_moon_with_face:",
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"wolkennacht" : ":cloud:"
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}
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if(location == ""):
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location = "Leiden"
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url = "http://weerlive.nl/api/json-10min.php?locatie=" + location
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response = requests.get(url)
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#Oant Moarn
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if (response.ok):
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wData = json.loads(response.content.decode('utf-8'))
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message = ""
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if (wData["liveweer"][0]["alarm"] == "1"):
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message += "\n\n" + "HOLY SHIT :scream: ER IS EEN WEERALARM!!!1!: "
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message += wData["liveweer"][0]["alarmtxt"] + ". Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! \n\n"
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message += weatherIconTranslation[ wData["liveweer"][0]["image"] ]
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message += " Het is " + wData["liveweer"][0]["temp"] + " graden "
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message += "en het weer is: " + wData["liveweer"][0]["samenv"] + ". "
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message += "De verwachting: " + wData["liveweer"][0]["verw"]
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message += "\n\nMorgen: " + weatherIconTranslation[ wData["liveweer"][0]["d1weer"] ]
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message += " " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d1tmin"] + " tot "
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message += wData["liveweer"][0]["d1tmax"] + " graden. "
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if (wData["liveweer"][0]["d1neerslag"] == "0"):
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message += "Geen neerslag. "
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else:
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message += "Kans op neerslag: " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d1neerslag"] + "%. "
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if (int(wData["liveweer"][0]["d1windk"]) > 5):
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message += "Windkracht " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d1windk"] + ". Blow it."
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message += "\n\nOvermorgen: "+ weatherIconTranslation[ wData["liveweer"][0]["d2weer"] ]
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message += " " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d2tmin"] + " tot "
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message += wData["liveweer"][0]["d2tmax"] + " graden. "
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if (wData["liveweer"][0]["d2neerslag"] == "0"):
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message += "Geen neerslag. "
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else:
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message += "Kans op neerslag: " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d2neerslag"] + "%. "
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if (int(wData["liveweer"][0]["d2windk"]) > 5):
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message += "Windkracht " + wData["liveweer"][0]["d2windk"] + ". "
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message += "\n\nOant Moarn!"
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yield from ctx.channel.send(message)
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else:
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print("API ERROR. :robot:")
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@commands.command(pass_context=True)
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@asyncio.coroutine
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def watspelenwe(self, ctx):
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SPELLEN = [
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"DND", "Ars Magica",
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"5e", "4e",
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"Pathfinder", "Pathfinder 2",
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"CoC", "Delta Green",
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"een one-shot", "Kaarten tegen de Mensheid",
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"Midfloat", "Isle of Arden",
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"dat ene systeem voor een one-shot waarna we stellen dat het voor herhaling vatbaar is maar volgende keer doen we toch weer een ander systeem"
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]
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PLAATSEN = [
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"bij Mark thuis", "bij Freek thuis",
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"bij JP thuis", "bij Erik thuis",
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"bij Lourens thuis", "in de Vrouwensteeg",
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"bij Martijn thuis", "bij je moeder thuis",
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"op ROLL20"
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]
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AANVANG = [
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"17:00.", "17:30.",
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"18:00.", "als Martijn aanbelt.",
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"nadat de big in de bakfiets is langsgeweest.", "na Lourens' t-break.",
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"als iedereen heeft gekookt."
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]
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PERSONEN = [
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"Mark", "Lourens", "JP",
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"Freek", "Martijn", "Erik"
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]
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VIDYA = [
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"Monster Hunter.", "Grim Dawn.",
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"Diablo.", "PoE.",
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"Dota 2.", "Minecraft",
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"dat ene spel dat net uit is gekomen in de Humble Bundle waar we na 2 dagen klaar mee zijn precies wanneer Martijn wel tijd heeft mee te spelen."
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]
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Now = datetime.now()
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week = Now.isocalendar()[1]
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lekkerzaad = week + Now.year
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random.seed(lekkerzaad)
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if Now.day == 5:
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DAG = "vandaag "
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else:
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DAG = "vrijdag "
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message = ""
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KEUZEMOGELIJKHEDEN = random.randint(0, 10)
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if KEUZEMOGELIJKHEDEN == 10:
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message = "We gaan " + DAG + "poppetjes verven " + random.choice(PLAATSEN) + ", aanvang " + random.choice(AANVANG)
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elif KEUZEMOGELIJKHEDEN == 9:
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message = random.choice(PERSONEN) + " is ziek, we spelen " + random.choice(VIDYA)
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elif KEUZEMOGELIJKHEDEN == 8:
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message = "We spelen " + DAG + random.choice(SPELLEN) + " " + random.choice(PLAATSEN) + ", aanvang " + random.choice(AANVANG) + " Zelfs Guus doet mee."
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else:
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message = "We spelen " + DAG + random.choice(SPELLEN) + " " + random.choice(PLAATSEN) + ", aanvang " + random.choice(AANVANG)
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yield from ctx.channel.send(message)
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def setup(bot):
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bot.add_cog(Shitpost(bot)) |