diff --git a/Shitpost.py b/Shitpost.py
index 2cd95c9..92c9d5e 100644
--- a/Shitpost.py
+++ b/Shitpost.py
@@ -696,6 +696,65 @@ class Shitpost(object):
 		except:
 			print("No permission to delete message")
 		yield from ctx.channel.send(message)
+		
+	@commands.command(pass_context=True)
+	@asyncio.coroutine
+	def review(self, ctx, topic=""):
+		"""Stroop heeft (bijna) overal een mening over. Vraag het hem!
+		"""
+
+		#NO_TOPIC = ["het", "'m"]
+		if topic == "":
+			random.seed(datetime.now())
+			#topic = random.choice(NO_TOPIC)
+		else:
+			random.seed(topic.lower().replace(" ", ""))
+			
+		message = ""
+		
+		if topic == "":
+			REVIEW_START = [
+				"Ik vond 'm", "Ik vind 'm", "Ik vond het", "Ik vind het", "Als je het mij vraagt was ie", "Mijn mening:",
+				"Als je het mij vraagt was hij", "Ik ben geen expert, maar ik vond 'm", "Hij was"
+			]
+		else:
+			REVIEW_START = [
+				"Ik vond "+topic, "Ik vind "+topic, "Als je het mij vraagt was "+topic, "Als je het mij vraagt is "+topic,
+				"Ik ben geen expert, maar ik vond "+topic, topic+" was", topic+" is", topic+" is gewoon", "Mijn mening over "+topic+ ":",
+				"Mijn review van "+topic+ ":"
+			]
+		
+		SHORT_REVIEW = [
+			"goed.", "goed!", "echt goed!", "prima.", "top.", "helemaal toppie!", "ruk.", "middelmatig.",
+			"goed te doen.", "belabberd.", "uitstekend!", "uitmuntend.", "een beetje saai.", "supersick, yo.",
+			"wel OK.", "ronduit kut.", "indrukwekkend.", "\"bijzonder\".", "raar.", "slecht.", "heel slecht."
+		]
+		#todo: long review
+		EMOJI = [
+			":watermelon:", ":middle_finger:", ":poop:", ":banana:", ":eggplant:", ":red_car:", ":gem:",
+			":heart:", ":flag_nl: ", ":cow:", ":dolphin:", ":four_leaf_clover:", ":basketball:", ":thumbsup:"
+		]
+		
+		message = random.choice(REVIEW_START) + " "
+		message += random.choice(SHORT_REVIEW) + " "
+		
+		pickerScore = random.randint(1, 10)
+		if pickerScore < 7:
+			rating = random.randint(1, 5)
+			message += str(rating) + " ster" + ("" if (rating==1) else "ren") + ". " + ":star:"*rating
+		elif pickerScore < 8:
+			rating = random.randint(0, 5)
+			message += str(rating) + " reet" + ("" if (rating==1) else "en") + ". " + ":peach:"*rating
+		else:
+			maxRating = random.randint(3, 12)
+			rating = random.randint(1, maxRating)
+			emoj = random.choice(EMOJI)
+			message += str(rating) + " " + emoj*rating + " out of " + str(maxRating) + "."
+
+		yield from ctx.channel.send(message)
+			
+		
+			
 
 
 def setup(bot):